"I am Ellipses, god of …
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…
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… timing."

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When I step on the scale and see the highest number I’ve ever seen

whatshouldbetchescallme:

iheartchaos:

Hairy leg “anti-pervert” stockings are a thing in China, apparently

As in girls wear them during the summer to keep the suitors and creepers and stalkers away. 

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achim-siksa asked: WHERE AM I GOING TO PUT ALL MY NEW STUFF THAT I WILL ACCULMULATEE!?!?!?! :(((

Buy a new suitcase while you’re there too! You can get them for super cheap, especially in Asia. Seriously, you’ll regret bringing a ton of stuff, especially if you don’t know what you’re living situation is going to be like, you could wind up in a small place and be sleeping on piles of clothing. Bring a lot of socks/underwear/basic tank tops, but just like 15-20 shirts, 3 jeans, 3 shorts, and a few dresses/going out items and you’ll be solid.

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tyleroakley:

JAVERT.

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koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

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forlackofabettercomic:

There’s no problem a good cuddle can’t solve, that’s what I always say.

giddy-stratospheres:

war kills people from the inside out sometimes

“In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.”

i think i’ve posted this before but it’s so powerful

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I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking

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theoffice-confessions:

Are they trying to kill me?

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